______________________________________________________________________ | | | | <_ _> | | | | | | | | ----| | | | |_\/_| | | __ _| .-. | \___> | | |--- ----| | | | | | _)\/_| < ___ | | | |--- | | | | | | | | < \ | | | | | |____ _|__|_ _|_ _|____ _|____ _|____| _|____ _|____ _|__|__| _| \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ : . : : . . . P R o D U C T S _ ___ __ _ __ ____/\__( )__/ \________/ \_________/\_____( )___________/\________/ \_/\__ [glx fckr] UNiVERSUM PRoDUCTS is a group of few members. We do anything you can't even think 'bout! We c0uld come to kick yer ass if we want 4 example.. ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ | . ∙ N E W S ∙ . · . ∙ · . ∙ ∙ | : ∙ . ∙ ∙ · ∙ . · . · : - 11.12.1996: - ■ We kicked Code Fucker out of our crew 'coz he didn't do anything. Even the Survival Association intro was coded by Space Fucker. Code Fucker was also recently arrested and jailed for a couple of months after he broke into a SIWA supermarket in Vantaa. We don't wanna keep any unproductive criminals in our crew so a new coder is currently being searched. You can contact us if you're interested. Call some of our support boards and send us mail via UniversumNet. ■ The second node (+358-9-FuCKYeRaSS) has finally got the iSDN. ■ Beginning from this capture an original uncommented version with all split screen chat shits will be included in every our capture as a certificate of authentity. All the captures made in English will also be released with English commentary and spread internationally. You should find them on all the biggest capture sites in Internet, for example. ■ CaPTuRe FuCKeR is now free from the army so he'll have a lot of time to do captures. The first two months he however spend mostly drinkin' booze... Expect also a collection of the best UNiVERSUM PRoDUCTS captures to be released soon. ■ Our web site is currently under construction. You can get the address at our WHQ. It will be opened to everyone soon. You can read all our captures there, find information and photos of our fuckers and dist. site SysOps. - 10.8.1996: - ■ We're again sorry for our inactivity but now CaPTuRe FuCKeR was finally able to do a capture, this time from a BBS called Win 95 Online. He'll leave the army next month so expect some serious capturing to be done. So watch out if you're a lamer. ■ CaT KiCKeR has expanded the open times of his BBS (Deathpoint PCB). Now it's open 2o-o7 every fuckin' day. ■ Our iSDN ZyXEL arrived but we're still waiting for our iSDN line. Damn HPY... ■ We're going to be present at Assembly '96 next weekend. Our captures will be spread and you can meet the whole crew there. The place number of our site will be 4E2 if they don't decide to change 'em. CaPTuRe FuCKeR will have vacation from his military service so he'll be there, too. - 11.4.1996: - ■ Sorry, we've been a little inactive this year, coz' three of our members were in the army. But now Space Fucker and dEEp fUCKEr are free. CaPTuRe FuCKeR is still there but he has promised to do some cool captures very soon.. Lamers, be aware! These places could be our next targets: Lunatic Pussy (90-2271626), Fiction BBBS (921-2440259), Magic Fields (90-8092779, YEAH, NIKLAS IS STILL RUNNING A BBS!!) ■ UNiVERSUM PRoDUCTS WHQ is going to get a ZyXEL ELiTE ISDN V.34 modem soon. ■ Survival Association has a new modem (GVC V.32bis) ■ The names of CaPTuRe FuCKeR and GaLaXy FuCKeR were not written in their cool format in the fucker list. - 22.12.1995: - ■ The Great Place is now runnin' with USR HST DS V.34 33.6k modem. ■ CaPTuRe FuCKeR is going to the army in beginning of January. He's going to do new captures during his holidays. ■ These news were updated by the whole crew, 'coz we were having a Christmas party here. ─ 25.9.1995: ─ ■ At first we've really sad news. We heard just two weeks ago that our dist. site Final Kickoff has been down for a very long time. Sysop Erkki was having a party with his friends on May Day eve at his home. He was really drunk when he fell down from his balcony. He hit a car which was parked on the street and hit his head really hard. He lived in 7th floor so had no any changes to survive. He however lived several weeks as a vegetable, but on May 24th he finally died. Rest in peace, Erkki. ■ Final Kickoff is gone, but we have a new one in Estonia. It's our first dist. site abroad. The Estonian HQ is called Survival Association and its sysop is Toomas Koog. The number is +372-2-487339 and it's runnin' with some V.32 modem. Survival Association has already joined to UniversumNet. The address is 6:69/0. ■ Coz Space Fucker was in army, I (Galaxy Fucker) did these changes this time. ─ 8.7.1995: ─ ■ We've been a little inactive since our last release. Sorry. Now we are tryin' to get lotsa cool products released... ■ Space Fucker (me) and dEEp fUCKEr are going to join the Finnish army in the end of July. Let's hope that our WHQ keeps on running.. Galaxy Fucker will update this info file if I'm away... ■ Both US Robotics modems of UNiVERSUM PRoDUCTS WHQ have been updated to 33.6kbps. ■ We had forgotten NIKLAS.GIF from our product list. It's a picture of Niklas Läkström, Data Errors HQ Sysop (is this fuckin' BBS still runnin'?). It's drawn by Space Fucker some three years ago. Try to find it somewhere and pleez upload it to our WHQ. Unfortunately even we don't have it anymore =( ─ 14.3.1995: ─ ■ Deathpoint PCB is now Deathpoint. PCB at the end of the name was too lame... ■ We have now a new dist. site, Final Kickoff. Its sysop is Erkki and it's open 24H. The modem is Multitech v.32 and da numbah +358-0-505 3178. ─ 1.3.1995: ─ ■ We finished making music. Mother Fucker became our courier. ■ Deathpoint PCB has now joined to UniversumNet. The address is 6:66/696... ■ We forgot to add dEEp fUCKEr to our fucker list. Sorry! ─ 16.2.1995: ─ ■ There were still one bug in this info file in FUCK-U.ZIP packet. We have fixed it... ■ GaLaXy FuCKeR was a bit drunk when he added the second node of our WHQ to UNIVERS.COM. He copied the whole 1st node line and changed everything except modem. Now it's OK! ■ We have created a new network. It's called UniversumNet and it's currently spread between UNiVERSUM PRoDUCTS WHQ (6:66/0) and The Great Place (6:66/666). Deathpoint PCB will join soon... UniversumNet info file will be released next month. ■ Now also older news are listed in this info file. ─ 24.1.1995: ─ ■ There were very bad bugs in this info file in CIRCUS.ZIP packet. We have fixed 'em... ■ cAT KiCKeR has updated his Microcom v.fc -> v.34... ■ Our WHQ is now running with 2 nodes. Its number is +358-o-FuCKYeRaSS w/ USR HST DS ASL 21.6k =) ─ 10.12.1994: ─ ■ UNiVERSUM Products has changed it's style a little bit. No more any lame projects! ■ Mars Fucker has been kicked out, coz' his samples were so lame 'n' worse that u started to cry when u heard them.. ■ We were nearly to throw our whq keeper out, coz he's name was dEEp rAVEr and he didn't want to change it. But we did a deal with him and now his name is dEEp fUCKEr! ■ 2 new fuckers have been hired. They are CaPTure FuCKeR, who promised to do some very good capturez and Code Fucker, who's our new c0der, we'll see s00n what he can do. ■ We forced cAT KiCKeR to change his BBS software to PCB, 'coz Remote Access was 2 lame 4 us. ■ a new dist. site has been found. Its name is The Great Place and the sysop is Media Lamer. ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ | . ∙ F U C K E R S . · . ∙ · . ∙ ∙ | : ∙ . ∙ ∙ · ∙ . · . · : ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ NaMe: │ d0es what: │ │ ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────- │ │ Space Fucker │ President, coder, what ever... │ │ dEEp fUCKEr │ WHQ keeper │ │ GaLaXy FuCKeR │ ANSI/ASCII gfx │ │ CaPTuRe FuCKeR │ all kind of captures │ │ Mother Fucker │ Courier │ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────-┘ ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ | . ∙ B O A R D S . · . ∙ · . ∙ ∙ | : ∙ . ∙ ∙ · ∙ . · . · : ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ WHQ │ UNiVERSUM PRoDUCTS WHQ Sysop: dEEp fUCKEr │ │ │ +358-9-KiCKYeRaSS USR HST DS v.everything 33.6k open now! │ │ │ +358-9-FuCKYeRaSS Zyxel ELiTE iSDN v.34 33.6k open today! │ │──────│-─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────│ │ dist │ Deathpoint Sysop: cAT KiCKeR │ │ │ +358-9-361 876 Microcom 28.8k open 2o-o7 │ │──────│-─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────│ │ dist │ The Great Place Sysop: Media Lamer │ │ │ +358-??-UMUSTCALL! USR HST DS v.everything 33.6k open 24h │ │──────│-─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────│ │ Est. │ Survival Association Sysop: Toomas Koog │ │ HQ │ +372-2-487 339 GVC 14.4k open 24h │ │──────│-─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────│ │ dist │ we are lookin' 4 new dist. sites .. call our whq if U're interested │ │ │ to distribute our cOOL products .. │ └─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ | . ∙ R E L E A S E S · . ∙ · . ∙ ∙ | : ∙ . ∙ ∙ · ∙ . · . · : ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ Packet name: │ Description: │ │ ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────- │ │ NIKLAS.GIF │ GIF picture of Niklas Läkström, (ex-?)Data Errors HQ Sysop. │ │ │ Our first product. Drawn by Space Fucker. Has been forgotten │ │ SYSOP.ZIP │ Sysop Series #1. 5 ansi pictures of 5 Sysops.. │ │ MARS2UNI.ZIP │ Mars Products is now UNiVERSUM Products intro. │ │ CIRCUS.ZIP │ Lame capture from CiRCuS MaXiMuS PcB │ │ FUCK-U.ZIP │ CaPTuRe FuCKeR's reply to Tiger's lame capture text FUCK.YOU │ │ TIIKERI.ZIP │ CaPTuRe FuCKeR's reply #2 to Tiger's lame capture texts │ │ SECOND.ZIP │ Another capture from Second Generation PCB (ex. Circus │ │ │ Maximus). It's made with cAT KiCKeR. │ │ 4TIGER.ZIP │ CaPTuRe FuCKeR's reply #3 to Tiger's lame capture texts │ │ CASINO.ZIP │ Lame capture from The Casino PCB │ │ PIONERS.ZIP │ Lame capture from Pioners Section │ │ UNDERSEC.ZIP │ Lame capture from Under Secretary │ │ SURVIVAL.ZIP │ Advertisment intro for our Estonian HQ, Survival Association │ │ GREENGR.ZIP │ Yet another capture, this time from Green Grass BBS │ │ KALAREPL.ZIP │ Reply to Kalastaja │ │ WIN95ONL.ZIP │ Lame capture from Win 95 Online and a pic of Pasi Pälliniemi │ │ OUTSIDER.ZIP │ Lame capture from The Outsider and a pic of Mikko Kärmeniemi │ └─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ·∙──- Written by: Space Fucker 11.12.1996 ·∙──- Gfx by: GaLaXy FuCKeR 8.12.1996